Is Boimler’s new girlfriend a transporter clone? Salt Vampire? A surgically altered Cardassian spy? What about a Suliban?

The Cerritos is off to Mixtus III to implode a moon. Mariner is determined to figure out what’s up with Boimler’s girlfriend. Tendi and Rutherford are on the U.S.S. Vancouver competing to keep a sweet T88 scanner.

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