The Enterprise comes across a cargo ship with quite an unusual… and very charming… Captain… Riker may have some competition.

Honestly, nothing really happens in this episode. But, we get to see Whoopi Goldberg and Terri Hatcher. Oh, and Joe Piscopo. William O. Campbell does a good job as Thandiun Okona.

I summarize the plot and point out and explain all the references so you don’t have to.