The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #40

RULE #40 : She can touch your lobes but never your latinum. From: The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition N… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #35

RULE #35 : Peace is good for business. From: TNG: "The Perfect Mate"; DS9: "Destiny" NOTE: Although… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #34

RULE #34 : War is good for business. From: DS9: "Destiny", "The Siege of AR-558" NOTE: Quark stated… more
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The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #33

RULE #33 : It never hurts to suck up to the boss. From: DS9: "Rules of Acquisition", "The Dogs of Wa… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #31

RULE #31 : Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. From: DS9: "The Siege" NOTE: Legends of the Ferengi… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #27

RULE #23 : There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman. From: The Ferengi Rules of Acq… more
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The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #23 (revised)

RULE #23 (revised) : Money can never replace dignity. From: DS9: "Prophet Motive"   NOTE: Revis… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquision #23

RULE #23 : Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money. From: ENT: "Acquisit… more

The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #22 (revised)

RULE #22 (revised) : Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever. From: DS9: "Prophet Motive" NOTE: Rev… more
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