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November 6, 2026 1:00 pm
The Doc has a fancy new holosuite program that greatly interests Garak. A transporter accident brings the rest of the cast in on this adventure.
This is about as much of a James Bond parody as you can get besides maybe Austin Powers. Garak joins Bashir, Julian Bashir along with Mona Luvsitt and our regular cast: Colonel Komananov (Kira), Falcon (O`Brien), Duchamps (Worf), Honey Bare (Dax) and Dr. Hippocrates Noah (Sisko). There are too many Bond references to count, which is why MGM sent the Star Trek producers what amounts to a cease-and-desist letter. The story is insanely ridiculous on purpose and this is a lot of fun.
I summarize the plot and point out and explain all the references so you don’t have to

